Thats what she said

This is a song your gonna be hearing a lot lately. And I gotta say, I don't really mind it. I honestly just flat out like this song for some reason.


And while were at it...



Pop Music isn't bad all the time.



Boom

Courtesy of ALv cHow

Name = Chris
piercings = 0
tattoos = 0
height = 6'3"
shoe size = 13
hair color = dark brown
eye color= blue
siblings = 1 sis

[LAST...]
movie you watched = Paul Blart: Mall Cop
movie you bought = Wet Hot American Summer
song you listened to = Hot and Cold-Katy Perry on da radio. goddamn shes hot
cd you bought = Yardcore- Fear Nuttin Band
cd you listened to = Day and Age- The Killers
person you've called = Bell
person that's called you = Mom
tv show you've watched = King of Queens
[DO...]
you have a crush on someone = Nah
you wish you could live somewhere else = Maybe, but LI is cool
you think about suicide= nah
you believe in online dating = nah
others find you attractive = ab-so-lutely
you want more piercings = no
you like roller coasters = Yes
you write in cursive or print = print

[FOR OR AGAINST...]
long distance relationships = whatev
suicide = wtf do you think
people = it depends
smoking = not for me dawg
driving drunk = isnt it obvious

[HAVE YOU...]
ever cried over a girl = thats for little faggy boys
ever cried over a boy = see above
ever lied to someone = Yes
ever been in a fist fight = i kicked her fucking ass

[WHAT...]
shampoo do you use = dirt
shoes do you wear = nike

[NUMBER...]
of times I have been in love?= 0
of times I have had my heart broken? = a few
of hearts I have broken? = numerous
of times my name has appeared in the paper? = cant recall
of things in my past that I regret? = not too much

[DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...]
pretty = i'm gorgeous
hot = FUUUCKKK..yea
friendly = yes
amusing = yes
ugly = if we lived in bizarro world
loveable = i love chicken wings
sweet = sometimes
dorky = nah bro

[FAVORITE...]
5 letter word: boobs
Actor/actress: Fran Drescher
Candy: Starbursts
Cartoon: family guy
Cereal: wheaties
Chewing gum: abc
Color(s): green and blue
Day of week: friday
Least fave day: i've got a bad case of the mondays
Flower: tulips
Jello flavor: green
Jewelry: none
Summer/Winter: Summer
quote: "thats what she said"

|| Person who last.. ||
Slept in your bed: Me
Saw you cry: was it you?
Made you cry: lil wayne. really?...no
You went to the movies with: mark, mike, anthony, nick, krystal, alex, john
Yelled at you: mom
Sent you an email: myself!

Do you ever.. ||
Said "I love you" and meant it?: yea
Gone out in public in your pajamas: no
Kept a secret from everyone: yes
Cried during a movie: never, im da real man
Planned your week based on the TV: nah
Been on stage: probably
Been to New York: no. really?...no
Been to California: no
Hawaii: no
China: No
Canada: no
Europe: no
Asia: no
South America: no
Australia: no
Wished you were another gender: heck no
What time is it now?: 8:30

|| This or That? ||
Apples or bananas?: Apples
Blue or red?: blue
Walmart or target?: Target
Spring or Fall?: fall
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: leave work. watch the office
What was the last meal you ate?: ham sandwich
Are you bored?: Yes
Last noise you heard?: the spanish people in the room next to me
Last smell you sniffed?: death

|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: i believe in chubby at first sight
Do you want children one day & if so, how many: yes. 2ish
Do You have a best friend(s)? yes
If so, Who? do i really have to list them
Who always understands you? my dentist

|| Other Info ||
Criminal record?: i killed a man in 1973
Do you speak any other languages?: no. broken spanish
Last book you read: the best american sports writing
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: star wars poster, stella autographed poster, tino martinez autographed baseball, socks

|| You ||
Nickname(s): Monoman
Initials: CM
How old do you look?: 20ish i suppose
How old do you act?: depends on da situation, usually immature
Glasses/Contacts: Both
Braces: nah
Do you have any pets?: cat
You get embarrassed: sometimes
What makes you happy?: sports, food, naked ladies
What upsets you?: not enough time in the day


|| Finish the sentence: ||
I Love to...watch katy perry music videos
I miss...kenan and kel
I Wish...i wasn't at work
I Hope...the yankees win the world series LOLz
I'm Annoyed by...two demons
I Want to be...travis the moonstar
I Would Never...eat a slug
I Am Tired of...my job
I Will Always be...me ;) hehe

http://movies.ign.com/articles/895/895689p1.html

i love the choice for the penguin, riddler...eh

http://movies.ign.com/articles/884/884876p1.html

I have an awesome dream that might rival some of alvees:

I was playing a baseball game, we were getting slaughtered. So we decide to bring in our secret weapon. The new pitcher, Madlyn Edsell. She comes in and completely dominates the game and were able to take the lead. Then out of no where she kills everyone. I dont remember how but i remember being the only one alive. She tells me that i must come with her or she will kill me. This is where it gets nuts.

She pretty much abducts me and takes me to what seems to be pirate hell. Imagine the scariest place on earth and fill it with undead zombie pirates. Madlyn is their leader apparently and i am of some great importance. I must be held captive in pirate hell at all costs. Im not the only human there as they group a bunch of us together and torture us. Little Jacob from GTA4 is there. He comes up to me and says he has a plan for escaping. We somehow get away from the group and find a small vent. We climb through a maze of vents and eventually come out on a train platform. We get on the train and just ride it as far as we can. My identity must be kept a secret from the other passengers. So i conceal myself under a seat. After a while the train comes to a screeching halt. We here a voice over the loudspeaker, its Madlyns. A group of undead pirates is waiting outside the train. They handcuff little Jacob and take him away. The people on the train seem to want to protect me so they surround me. They are quickly impaled by zombie pirate swords. Outside of the train they have a pit of fiery coals and they make me stand on it. I wake up...

I fall back asleep and im back in pirate hell. This time instead of bunching us in a group they assign each prisoner a zombie pirate to keep watch over us. I get lucky and my pirate guardian is..Mark Werner. But he looks nothing like a zombie pirate he looks exactly like himself. He tells me that he has no problem letting me escape so i just walk away again. Pirate hell apparently is not very secure. I walk through a door trying to look for that vent again. Im in a hallway and find another set of doors. I walk through them and find myself in a parking lot. It looks like the back parking lot of the HS. There i find Austin Byrd and his dodge spirit. I get in and we drive away. 2 skater kids are in the back seat. We eventually have to shoot them because they are acting like complete assholes and drawing way too much attention to us. At some point Malik Toppins calls and asks us to turn around and come save him. They are going to perform a mass execution because i escaped. Thats obviously too risky so we hang up on him and leave him to his fate. We continue to drive and we end up on the Verrazanno bridge. We are rear ended by another vehicle, fall off the bridge and die. I wasnt scared at all during this dream even though i definitely should have been.

Im really bored at work so ive compiled a list of all the upcoming summer movies, theres a hell of a lot, and ranked them in order of anticipation. Theres 12 in total that I want to see.

12)The Love Guru June 20
Its Mike Myers, it looks decently funny you know what your gonna get.

11)The Wackness July 3
Very little hype surrounding this one, heres a synopsis. It stars the fat kid from Drake and Josh(not fat anymore), he sells weed but uses an italian ice business as his cover, takes place in 1994. sounds good to me

10)The Mummy 3 August 1
Its Brendan Fraser...fighting mummies..in China! Its gonna suck and be great

9)The Incredible Hulk June 13
Its gonna be better than the first one, thats a given and i hear that the final fight vs the abomination is supposed to be spectacular

8)Hellboy 2 July 11
The first one i cant remember too well but i remember it being ok. Judging from the trailer this one will be 10 times better. The fuckin creatures just look insane.

7)Star Wars: Clone Wars August 15
I dont know about this one. Its an animated star wars movie, trailers look ok, my expectations wont be that high going in, but i love star wars so ill be there. Ill probably like it, a lot of people will hate it.

6)Tropic Thunder August 15
Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Black Man Robert Downey Jr. Its gonna be a great ridiculous, over the top comedy.

5)Get Smart June 20
I must have viewed at least 30 trailers for this movie. We might have seen the whole film already. classic steve carell, classic dwayne the rock johnson, smokin hot anne hathaway and azamat bagatov. because of the ridiculous amount of trailers it might not live up to the hype. Either way it will be solid

4)Pineapple Express August 8
Seth Rogen and Harry Osbourn from spiderman play stoners running from the cops. Its gonna be another Judd Apatow classic which will be up there with 40 yr old virgin, superbad, and forgetting sarah marshall.

3)Step Brothers July 25
I think this is gonna surpise and be one of the best of the summer. If you havent checked out the redband trailer yet please do, it looks hilarious. It looks like classic Will ferrel from his old school, anchorman days not the semi-pro, blades of glory days.

2) Hancock July 2
It just looks ridiculous. Will Smith a homeless superhero. I wouldnt even have to watch a trailer to go see it. I think it will exceed expectations. Some of the recent trailers ive seen make it look even better, like its all emotional and shit along with the ridiculousness. I Am Legend was good, i think this will be better.

1) The Dark Knight July 18
This is number one on everyones list as it should be. One of the most hyped movies that i can ever remember. Expectations are through the roof. People are anticipating pretty much the best movie in years and the best comic book movie ever. I really hope it can live up to that. Either way it will kick our fuckin asses.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/05/16/must-watch-brutal-red-band-trailer-for-the-happening/
http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/05/16/holy-tropic-thunder-hilarious-red-band-trailer-uncovered/

both 10x better than the regular ones

Warmer weather= a desire to work less

So im gonna switch my major. English is ok but im not into it really at all. Only one semester and im almost sick of it. I'll change to journalism and hopefully pursue a career in sports journalism. Its tough to get a career in that but i dont want to do anything else. Ill leave being a teacher as a backup. The only reason i wanted to become a teacher is to boss kids around, coach a sport so i can boss more people around, and have summers off. God i can't wait for the summer.

The greatest kid..who ever lived
http://www.youtube.com/user/Pruane2Forever

I should have live up and running by tonight so hit me up with ur gamertags so i can add ya

Not having a working cell phone, is a horrible feeling. it sucks how ive become so dependent on it

Most days during the break i find myself bored. So i figured its about time i get around to finally buying that new fangled video game contraption everyones raving about, Xbox 360. After i gather the necessary funds that is. Some games im lookin to buy, NHL 08, Assasins Creed, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, Call of Duty 4, Guitar hero eventually. Ive been behind the times on video games the past year, so i would greatly appreciate any suggestions on games from you guys.

my mom is outta her fucking mind. She just screamed at me for a good ten minutes, and heres the reason...there was too many towels hanging over the shower. For some reason shes completely anal about these towels. If theres too many, she'll lose it. I said idk why there are so many towels. Maybe because people like using fresh towels and not soaking wet ones when they get out of the shower idk just a hunch. Then i made the unfortunate mistake of saying "Whats the big deal". The she went off.

This makes me particularly mad because i never do anything to piss her off. I always come home when i say i will, i dont do drugs or rarely drink, i never talk back and i do what im told. I think she looks for little stupid ass things i do wrong like using one extra towel so she has an excuse to yell at me.

I think ill drop out of school and resort to heavy drug use, maybe then she'll forget about the towels.

So im sitting here in the computer lab at school with my head phones on. Some guy tells me to shut em off. I take them off to here how loud they can possibly be, i can barely hear them. This dick is 10 feet away from me, how distracting can they be to him. As im looking at him now he has this smug grin on his face thats pissing me off even more. Fuck you buddy. There are a lot of butt heads at this school.

So A-rod has opted out of his humongous contract. I guess the 5 yr 150 million dollar extension we were going to offer him wasnt going to be enough. Thanks for fantastic regular seasons and below average post seasons. Go have fun with the angels or cubs choke artist. We'll be fine without you. Greedy sonuvabitch.

According to tourettesguy.com the tourettes guy has passed away. Worst news ever.

1st year at Stony Brook is donneee. It was so exciting i can hardly contain myself...nottt. It was just go to class, sleep through most of it, go home. Yay. Nothing to special about it. But whatever im not complaining too much. I did better this semester with only a little more of an effort than last semester. And i realize that if i gave 100 percent i woulda gotten straight As. When midterms and finals came around i just crammed the day before and i did just dandy. Ill prolly have close to a 3 gpa this semester and thats finee by me. Heres to the crazy times of freshmen year.

So what have ive been spending my time on if not school u ask? Baseball in many forms and work mostly. Fantasy Baseball, crazy addiction. Prolly spend wayyy too much time on that but whatev. Let me just say my main team kicks wayy too much ass for its own good. Anywayy real baseball. Yanks got clemens for a ridiculous sum of cash. But we need him baaddd. Even if he only goes 5 innings a start. Anythings better than kei "hey lets hang a curve" igawa. Seriously he has to be the biggest waste of money ive ever seen. hes also probably the ugliest ballplayer ever too. Not a good combo. Anyway see u in october. This is also my final year playing the game competively as well. I had 2 goals going into this year. Hit multiple homeruns and get thrown out of a game. First one aint goin well since every game is played at the shit hole of dawnwood. Can't buy a fence. And gettin thrown out is just a matter of time. I also wouldnt mind a brawl, cuz most of these kids are a disgrace to the game. Since im the oldest on the team i have to deal with a bunch whiny little 9th and 10th graders. Excluding a few, most are just plain dumb and have no respect for the game let alone play it well. Theyll fuck around with each other on the bench, not pay attention to the game then get up to bat look at 3 pitches right down the middle and have the nerve to argue with the ump. "Hey Jimmy dont argue, they were good pitches, swing the fuckin bat!" Can't count how many times ive said that. Then with the rare occasion that they do get on base, theyll get thrown out trying to steal third with crappy jumps and one foot leads. Umm hey buddy your not gonna be able to steal 3rd doin that. Thanks to me and a select few however we are 4-1-1 and have a good chance of winning it all i think.

Plans for summer, florida, anything outdoors, yankee games, sittin on my ass at work.
Should be sweet

when a kid tells u he thinks the departed was a comedy than u know that ur amongst idiots. and this was in a film class mind you

Apparently no one gives a shit so fuck em!

My anticipation for upcoming baseball season is greater than its ever been. I can't wait to start fantasy baseball, watch the yankees, go to games and play it. Im just fuckin psyched. Maybe this is due to the fact that the giants, knicks and rangers suck donkey dick as of late. Also baseball means warmer weather and god do we need that.

chicken shit bullshit, thats what this is.